One time a warden asked a man on death row what he would like to eat for his last meal.

The inmate said, “I would like to have a huge piece of watermelon.”

The warden said, “You must be kidding? This is December. Watermelons have not been planted, let alone harvested.”

The inmate said, “That’s okay. I don’t mind waiting.”

Larry Moyer

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