A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minuteslater….. ‘Daad….’ ‘What?’ ‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?’ ‘No, You had your chance. Lights out.’ Five minutes later; ‘Da-aaaad…..’ ‘WHAT?’ ‘I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??’ I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!’ Five minutes later……’Daaaa-aaaad…..’ ‘WHAT!’ ‘When you come in to spank me,can you bring a drink of water?
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