One Sunday in church, members were praising the Lord for what he had done in their lives that week. Mr. Segault said that the roof of his house had caught on fire, but fortunately, a neighbor had seen it, and the possible disaster was averted with only minor damage.

A minute later, a woman stood up. “I have a praise, too,” she said. “I’m Mr. Segault’s insurance agent.”

Ariana Macksey

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